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Riley Woodarded

when you are being overtly and indirectly sexualized or made uncomfortable by an action that is justified by "creatives"
Is that the shrek snapchat filter macking on me ? Just got Riley Woodarded."
by eclectic_fart_69 April 11, 2024
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Mackenzie Wood

A type of person usually made of blonde guys with a weird fixation on sex who are probably racist.

Super tall, and has a few nice personality traits, but that can't make up for how utterly ugly he is.

A Mackenzie Wood can often be found online as well, as they are well known for telling others to kill themselves whilst saying the N-Word

This type of person is most prevalent in high schools, usually around the 16-18 age range
Girl 1: "Ew I think a Mackenzie Wood just passed us"
Girl 2: "EWEWEWEWEW! I feel gross just being near him"
Girl 1: "I know right, he's so ugly"
Mackenzie Wood: "Howya doing ladies?"
Girl 1 and Girl 2: *run away screaming*
by Potential Man April 16, 2024
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Peter woodbridge

This man is so cold that he can make a group of girls in leeds surround him and tell him to fuck off. His main source of income is gettin his bollocs out on of with his boo. His penis has the shaft of a black man and the size of a tie lady boys but also quite efficient.
Group of girls: omfg its peter woodbridge get him gone
by Grampy Ron May 24, 2024
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Will Wood

Will Wood, a.k.a. Will Wood and the Tapeworms, Dr. Sunshine, wee woo etc. is a brain tumor. He may take the form of a white rat. When exposed to a living human form, he will enter through their ears and crawl into their brain, tickling it from the inside, making the human feel intense emotions and uncontrollably dance. They tend to get addicted to Will Wood, causing them to listen to his music all the time to encourage the tumor to activate. Queer and neurodivergent people are typically more prone to get addicted to Will Wood. There are no harmful side effects, except bursting into song whenever anything slightly related to will wood is mentioned.
Typical behavior of a Will Wood addict:
Person: “I read this book about quantum physics—”
Will Wood addict: “QUANTUM PHYSICS?? WILL WOOD REFERENCE????? I AM QUANTUM PHYSICS MY WITNESS BRINGS ME TO EXISTENCE I WISH I COULD BE A GIRL IN THAT WAY YOU WISH I COULD BE YOUR GIRLFRIEND BOYFRIEND
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Chucking wood

by anonymous June 9, 2024
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Chucking wood

Last night, we caught little Joey chucking wood to the Sears catalog
by anonymous June 9, 2024
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Long Wood University

Ah yes Long woo uni where you can go and spend too much money! The food suck the dorms are subpar the town though is very nice. I when to long wood but hell I say STAY FAR AWAY!!! THERES LIKE NOTHING TO DO! YOU EITHER PARTY OR JOIN A FRAT!
Oh hey man what school did you go to?
I used to go Long Wood University.
Oh where is that?
Middle of no where.
by MintFox91 January 22, 2026
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