Dog Wank

Something that is terrible, poor, bad or disgraceful

"That car is so dog wank, it couldn't drive you an inch

by Bambos The Greek April 25, 2022

Peterborough wank

A Peterborough wank is when a male jerks off with a condom on which is usually followed with a gap sound

I heard Shay doing a Peterborough wank last night

by Oopie goopie III July 6, 2025

Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers

“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”

by Penis_nose August 26, 2019

Plank Wank

Where you stay as still as a statue but you have a wank

You wouldn’t believe what I just did. I had a plank wank

by Pete-the-pedo July 24, 2025

Plugged Wank

The act of masturbating with an item, usually a butt plug or finger, in one's anus.

I had a brilliant plugged wank last night, the finger made it extra special.

by BritishStereotype November 22, 2014

tab wank

Vigorously poking one's finger in, out and around the ear hole to loosen up wax or displace trapped water.

Look at that bloke over there, he's having a right good tab wank.

by Richb1 September 29, 2023

Skank-Wank

a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)

Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?

Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.

by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021