toe wad

(adj.) small, insignificant, uncool, unimportant...

"Outta my way, ya little toe wad!"
-Sissy

by r the p December 5, 2013

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Big Toe

Brads big ass toe! kick dot com clubchedda

he got big toes like Brad, bigger than my head

by Wu's Big Toe August 26, 2025

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Mitten Toes

A physical deformation that prohibits the individual articulation of the smaller toes, resulting in a formation that resembles a mitten.

I asked my mom to knit another pair of mittens that would fit a size 8 (US) foot for a Christmas gift and she asked wtf that meant... apparently she's never seen my dude's mitten toes!

by msacco September 15, 2024

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Toes Down

When you get so hammered drunk that your friends have to drag you out of the bar, so your toes are dragging

Holy fuck Jason do you even remember dancing with that fatty? You were toes down shitfaced!

by ToesDownWheelsUp September 15, 2016

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Back Side Toe

When girl bends over and you can see her camel toe from behind

Bro, did you see that girl in the yoga pants bend over? I saw complete Back Side Toe.

by Fistie McGee April 23, 2022

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Everyday that you wake up, you feel sad and don't know what to do with your life, you don't have any energy and just want to find a purpose to your life, for myself, Vlady's toes is the meaning of life, finding your crunchy toes and being able to see them and treat them with care every day is the best feeling you can have.

Find your toes - Alesteve33

I sucked Vlady's toes last night

by Alenijja June 10, 2022

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