rusty spivot

When you put your finger in that place and give someone a Hardee's thick burger for putting up with your fun time.

where did you get that lunch John?

Oh, from a man in the alley who gave me a rusty spivot. Worth it.

by Mortymortician January 15, 2016

Rusty enema

When a dehydrated man urinates inside of the anus of another person. Preferably without the recipient wiping their butt after a poop.

Get over here you swamp donkey.. I'm gonna give you a rusty enema!

by Tony Danza 2020 September 12, 2020

North Rusty

A Call of Duty: Ghosts feeder who is more washed than a brand new car. He lost his relevance in 2017.

North Rusty be hella washed.

by rustynerd April 18, 2018

Rustyed

The epitome of getting absolutely fucked off to the point of death or worse.

I was saddened to learn that my uncle got rustyed today. He died too soon. RIP

by JoejoeballZ September 7, 2021

Rusty Chinhole

When someone has had shit smeared on their chin, so that when they pout they had brown dents on their chin, ootherwise known as a Rusty Chinhole.

Jack: "Hey I saw your girlfriend the other day, she had some massive Rusty Chinhole."

Gus: "Yeah, I gave her a chocolate suprise whilst she was asleep, I had to clean it off quick it almost woke her up."

Jack: "Yeah, I could tell."

Gus: "Solid."

by ProblemChild123 November 29, 2009

The Rusty Fiddle

When an older man grinds (clothed or nude) on a younger specimen; usually underaged.

(Man talking to a group of kids)
"Hey, you kids wanna ride the rusty fiddle?"

by Sweet Randall March 27, 2014

rusty parakeet

When your shrimp of a husband bites off your nose and all you can replace it with is a piece of rusty metal

Bro you see that girl?
Yeah?
She's totally got a rusty parakeet.

by Jappleseed October 22, 2017