pooey bum wank

When you've just finished pooing and the moment takes you before you wipe

Aaron: I had a pooey bum wank to your wife last night

Jake: Dude! you could've wiped first!

by Freeboy March 10, 2023

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A lonely wank in a Travelodge

You at the end of the day when the gig has finished and all the pretty girls have gone home with their handsome boyfriends to have it off and you're in a cheap Travelodge hotel room all lonely and trying to imagine yourself with those girls by having it off with yourself (masturbating). Sadly, it rarely helps the situation and you end up more depressed than before.

The gig has ended and all the pretty girls have gone home with their boyfriends and I'm here having a lonely wank in a Travelodge. So depressing.

by TheFunnyGuy88 June 30, 2022

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Ad wank

A challenge of wanking during an advert break and climaxing before your television programme returns. The ability to do so can vary depending on the content and length of the adverts.

Today, I succeeded with my first ad wank. I'm officially an ad wanker.

by Mottymania May 9, 2019

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Trouser wank

When a girl or guy feels up a guys dick through is trousers

“How far have you gone?”
“I gave Jack a trouser wank”

by Penis_nose August 26, 2019

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Toxic Wank

A toxic wank is where you cum on someone whilst breaking up with them, specifically on the face.

"Omg Jeremy, you came so much!"
"Sorry Jessica that was a toxic wank, we're over"

by Oxford Vaginary October 8, 2021

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(wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard)

an ultimate cunt who should be liquidised into thalidomide wank oil and festering decomposed spunk

((wank spanners basatoradorial fuck custard) a third dan black belt shit house and fuck custard who should be stir fried in hot synthetic Kentucky fried dog shit after being arse fucked by a bisexual octopus, while his balls are steamed cleaned in hot camels piss. a), a mark five cunt with power steering and overdrive.

by bucket crutch 2 April 20, 2022

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