Gardner Time

The amount of time used to procure lunch for fellow co-workers. Unlike the rest of the English speaking, time telling world, Gardner Time operates on its own schedule with no rhyme or reason. In most cases you should double Gardner Time estimates to more accurately correlate with real world time keeping practices.

Good Guy: Hey guys, Ill pick up lunch today for everyone, Ill be back in about 25 minuets.

All: Crap - he uses Gardner Time, an hour later we are still wasting away with no food....
Good Guy: Sorry that took so long, I had to run by Carmax, get an appraisal, pick up coffee, solve world peace, got stuck behind an old person, and they only took cash at pickup..

by FD45acp October 19, 2015

Latino time

Latino time is accepting being late before it actually is too late.

From: Mads
Sent: 14:05
To: Thomas

I am on latino time and 3 hours drive away so I'll be late for the 18:00 appointment...

by Livercool December 18, 2013

diddle time

its time to diddle, son

shit, almost diddle time again. get your goggles, buckets, and horse costume on.

by BraveDick November 9, 2013

one-timing

Having a one-off sexual encounter, similar to a one night stand.

Do you think Vicky would be interested in one-timing me?

by Bilby123 March 14, 2008

For real this time

The response you’ll get from your fagalicious, lame-ass friend when you call him out on his habitual moving habit, his frequent magic trick of texting, then dropping his phone and running away and for being bottoms up when ya just really need your Cpt WhaleNuts.

Hey Jon, ya coming?
Yeah, Yeah, I’ll be over in 20 mins with whiskey and wings to get that fuel pump changed..for real this time!

by Chugglenuts January 12, 2019

Prep Time

Time between rounds in a debate where one may either prepare for the next Speech, Cross-Fire, or call for evidence. Prep time for rounds ranges from 2 to 8 minutes in length.

Opponent: "...Therefore, we urge a Con ballot."
You: "We'll be taking Prep time."
Judge: "You have 1 and 30 seconds."
Partner: "No we dont need it."
*Goes up and gives amazing Speech*

by PETERtheGREAT22 February 20, 2013

Free Time

An excuse for the teacher trying to earn their teachers degree on a crappy online university.

“Children it’s free time"

by TheBiggestBigShaq June 10, 2018