dirty racoon

This is when you take your girlfriend outside and roll her around in the mud ... You finish by giving her two black eyes and knocking over her thrash cans

"Cindy was driving me nuts last night while I was trying to watch the game so I took her outside and gave her an dirty racoon"

by Super jo jo and friends June 7, 2016

dirty work

dishonest, unethical, or criminal acts

He always sends his henchmen to do his dirty work rather than doing it himself.

by Light Joker December 1, 2005

Dirty Hairy

If a man has an incredibly hairy ass/asshole and it appears as he has not wiped for weeks and still has dried shit in there. Preferable when the hair is brown or darker.

Mike: "Hey did you see when Max mooned us?"
Nathan: "YEA WHEN I SAW THE DIRTY HAIRY I ALMOST BLEW MY LOAD"
Mike: "WTF!"
Nathan: "Just kidding, it was disgusting"

by Mike Norris May 10, 2006

Dirty Paul

A sexual technique. Insert middle finger in anus, with palm facing toward you. Quickly turn your hand, so that the back of your hand is now facing you. While twisting, cram your finger in as hard as you can and yell "YEAH IT'S THE DIRTY PAUL BITCH!"

Man, I'd totally give the dirty paul to that bitch while she was asleep.

by mysteri0 September 11, 2007

Dirty Mike

1. Owner of a huge cock.

Mmmh..yeah Dirty Mike

by katiie April 29, 2005

dirty blowjob

Your partner gives you a blowjob while massaging your prostate with her finger. The technique prolongs and enhances the intensity of orgasm because the prostate is a pretty good male equivalent to the G spot.

Andrea has a thing about about arse-holes. Whenever she gave me head she slipped a finger up me as well. She reckoned it was a dirty blowjob or nothing so who was I to argue.

by growlers April 13, 2010

dirty mario

When you finger your partners anus then draw a mustache on there face

Have you ever had a dirty mario.

by Tbg09 June 15, 2017