Viennesse Shower 

A viennesse shower is when a dwarf from Vienna is contracted to urinate on your face.

I was in Prater Park, Vienna when a dwarf gave me a Viennesse Shower.

Viennesse Shower by EuroShowerPower June 16, 2019

For shower 

If you are overswagged, instead of "for shure" you say "for shower"

+ do ya have weed
- for shower dude!

For shower by Richfetus🦍 June 16, 2019

Sitting Shower 

The action of when your legs are simply to tired to stand but you want to take a shower. So instead of a regular shower you lay your items of body soap and hair products on the floor of ur bath, turn the shower on, and sit untill you’ve finished washing yourself.

“Hey, you going to take a shower”.
“Nah, I think I’ll just take a sitting shower”.

Sitting Shower by 707 lololol June 18, 2019

Nathan Shower 

noun: a procedure one undergoes when the condition are very gross to take a shower; which includes washing your hair in the sink and rubbing yourself in baby wipes

PK: Yo, the showers are so gross!
Kim K: Yeah, I took a Nathan Shower

Nathan Shower by Hunter Grant Covengton June 29, 2019

internal shower 

A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.

I felt so hungover yesterday, I had to ask my husband to give me an internal shower.

internal shower by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019

pre-shower project-ponder 

Refers to da interval of careful consideration dat you invest prior to jumpin' into da tub --- to save time, water, and electricity, you simply pause a moment first and ask yourself if their are any hot/messy tasks dat you will soon need to complete, and then see if you can reasonably tackle said disagreeable jobs while you're all "gross 'n' greasy" anyway, so dat you can then just partake of one good hot sudsy scrub-a-dub instead of having to tediously/wastefully endure two baths within a fairly short period.

After a long hot day of collecting returnables, I performed a brief pre-shower project-ponder and realized I needed to take out the garbage, so I performed that yucky task while my water-heater was warming up.

pre-shower project-ponder by QuacksO August 1, 2019

sunscreen shower 

when you're all mungy from car camping for three days at Bonnaroo and you ain't got time for a real shower so you spray your whole body with sunscreen to mask the smell

Dude, wake up! We gotta hurry and get a good spot for Pearl Jam!

One sec, my pits are pretty nasty. Nothing a quick sunscreen shower can't fix!

sunscreen shower by yerkmyjerky August 9, 2019