(Noun) A person, usually of the male persuasion, that, in most cases, works the salad station in any given restaurant, but while doing so, still lives with his parents or another close family member(s). In his position, he does his best to befriend his co-workers/associates before inevitably snaking in and sleeping with their girlfriends.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
A Salad Guy may have the following qualities: age 27+, no car, estranged children with multiple women, a current or former drug habit, unreliable for work and/or social commitments, history of infidelity, and finally, portrays all the typical qualities of an all around douche bag.
by TheBaldBartender June 2, 2018
Get the Salad Guymug. The act of using one's hand or fingers to pleasure the butt hole of his/her partner (in lieu of using the tongue), usually whilst aiding in masturbation.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
The term was made famous by members of the DFW, Tx radio show, The Russ Martin Show.
I'm not gonna toss your salad, but I'll give you a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
I'm tired baby, how about just a hand salad.
by joey_blowme July 7, 2017
Get the Hand Saladmug. by Saladyboi June 11, 2019
Get the Yummy Saladmug. When a woman gives you so many simultaneous warnings that she’s a crazy-toxic-narcissist, that saying you saw a single red flag just isn’t enough.
She was an hour late, didn’t apologize, ordered the most expensive dish on the menu and stared at her phone the whole time…just a straight up red flag salad with a raspberry vinaigrette.
by NoahGreen April 18, 2024
Get the Red Flag Saladmug. by Kryzazy November 21, 2020
Get the Egg Salad Sandwichmug. Joan: “I gotta eat something soon. No wonder why I’m so tiny.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
Kenny: “You can help me toss the salad, bitch.”
by rosenovarocks July 21, 2024
Get the Toss the saladmug. When you ask someone a question, and their answer is so many words, mixed together and tossed, by the end of their answer you have no intelligent comprehension of what they have said.
"The internet has a significance in the passage of time. Time passes and its significant. It has significance in the passage of time. As children spend time on the internet its significant. If you spend time in the McDonald's parking lot to do your kids homework, that's a significant passage of time. That's why we will give you free internet and then you can sell your cattle significantly in time" Wow did you hear that speech? What a word salad"
by Bbqgoddess April 4, 2022
Get the Word saladmug.