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Rusty Nailz

The ultimate sign of affection in a relationship, Rusty Nailz is the act of assuming a position on all fours, parting arse cheeks as widely as possible, and allowing your partner to scratch your sphincter.

Not for the faint hearted, Rusty Nailz should only be attempted with utmost trust. To perform correctly, recipients should thrust their sphincter high into the air and use both hands to part arse cheeks, as this is the only way to reach the rustiest corners.

Rusty Nailz should be treated with extreme care and should be conducted under controlled conditions, with windows closed in case of sudden bird or insect entry and finger nail length capped at 18.5mmx16.0mm to avoid soft tissue damage. Under no circumstances should Rusty Nailz be attempted during menstruation, with severe cases creating a Halloween-type finger effect.

While the origins of the Rusty Nail are not known, it is believed that the western world was introduced during the Anglo-Nepalese War, as Gurkhas were observed being honoured with what the locals referred to as Īśvarīya aunlā (“the divine digit”). Now the Rusty Nail is a treasured act between couples worldwide, and is celebrated yearly at an international festival where the best exponents are awarded “The Brass Nail”: the highest honour in shared sphincter scratching. Records detail one recipient of the honour from Altausee, Austria, who lasted 48 weeks without wiping, before celebrating his trophy by changing his name to Max Rüst.
"Damn girl! Dem Rusty Nailz hits me feeling like 'OOOH-WEEE!!' Money."
by Bree O'Donnell October 11, 2016
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Rusty skillet

When you cum inside a woman who is having her period, leaving a rust colored mess inside of her, like the base of a neglected skillet
She was on her period, but I didn't let that stop me... I went ahead and gave her a rusty skillet.
by Le'Henry September 20, 2020
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Rusty fish hook

I was behind this girl,so I stuck my finger in her butt,when she turned and looked at me,I hooked her like a fish....
She was so hot I rusty fish hooked her..
by The dirty one.. July 19, 2024
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Rusty Drain Pipe

A dirty, unwiped anus.
Oh my gosh, she bent over and I saw she had a rusty drain pipe.
by Johnjimo April 16, 2021
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rusty action

Someone who likes to use the tradesman’s entrance.
Jonathan was very partial to a bit of rusty action with his lady friend
by Goolybash December 28, 2023
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rusty trombone

When a someone or something is engaged so furiously in a sexual act that it is being thrust back and forth like the slide mechanism of a trombone. The rusty part of the word is from the person or objected being covered in some kind of bodily fluid.
I fucked that amazon drone so hard I gave it a rusty trombone.
by ShadowChix March 8, 2017
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Rusty Bongos

Same as a Rusty Trombone, if you're into cock and ball torture, while having your salad tossed.
I thought I was boutta bust after a lil Rusty Trombone, but then she started playing the Rusty Bongos!
by JQuavious January 19, 2024
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