Rock Blocker

Dating someone with an aversion to the institution of marriage or the idea of getting married.

He had once had beautiful dreams of his ceremony until he started dating the Rock Blocker.

by Reddeadroses May 21, 2019

Desert Rock

A subgenre of metal music that had the same roots as another metal subgenre, stoner rock. Desert rock music actually sounds like the desert, it has a characteristic windswept sound incorporating lots of wah-wah and acoustic instrumentation. It sounds pretty spaced out, with definite psychedelic vibes, and you won’t be surprisedto hear that it was heavily influenced by people being spaced out on one thing or another, marijuana influenced jamming sessions in the desert no doubt with a side order of magic mushrooms.

Some desert rock bands are: Kryuss, Queens of the Stone Age, and Fu Machu

by Tyler Stinson June 4, 2019

Rock gash

Rock gash is a slut who’s dated and been fucked by band guys. They are usually not interested in "non band guys" till that scene has run its course, or their looks have.

The long standing rule is; you fuck rock gash, but you don’t date it.

Kellie used to get fucked by an idiot from that loser metal band. Too bad, she would have been datable, but now she’s just rock gash.

by Richter Ass June 20, 2019

rock boy

Is someone that comes from the slummiest area’s but will stop at nothing to better himself and his community though any means possible

Nice creps Matt bro, your a rock boy

Thanks for the turkeys for Christmas Matt it real means a lot our family appreciate it your a true rock boy

by Collyovdarock August 20, 2019

taking the rock

Said by a person in drug rehab

In two weeks, I'll be taking the rock.

by LVNILL December 16, 2017

rocking the casket

When someone sleeps with a person who is old enough to be their grandparent.

Hey, have you seen Dylan? Yea hes upstairs rocking the casket with some old woman he met at the bar.

by Funnyguy47 January 1, 2018

Walmart Rock

The type generic "hard rock" that all has the same over produced and polished sound. This insipid pointless music always manages to sound heavy yet incredibly soft all the same time. Perfectly smoothed over and silky in the worst possible way. Every singer has the same generic throaty "rock voice" thanks to the wonders of modern production techniques. It's the most risk averse genre of music since boy bands. They may try to sound "different" by adding something like a string section or piano breaks, but it's all hopelessly terrible. This is the mind of music you would find in the rock/metal section of your local midwest Walmart. Bands include but most certainly aren't limited to Skillet, 3 Days Grace, Seether, Buck Cherry, Alter Bridge, Chevelle, Nickleback, Trapt, 3 Doors Down, Stained, Daughtry, etc etc wash, rinse, repeat. Cut, copy, paste.

Bro: "Hey man, would you like to go see the Skillet show with me tonight"

Person with taste: "Why on earth would I want to go see a crappy Walmart Rock band?"

by Pickled Fish Lips March 30, 2020