hand-me-down retarded

Not to be confused with someone with mental or physical handicaps that they have no control over, The person or persons who are eligible for this elite title have achieved such a high level of being a retard/idiot/all-a-round horrible human being-ism that can only be achieved through a long generational line of retards for parents/grandparents/etc...the kind of family tree that started when two people have been in a loving relationship since they got together in "home-school"

I cant stand that guy, he's a bigger idiot than his old man...that whole family is hand-me-down retarded!!

by Dr. Barry N. McKockner iii January 23, 2025

Retard Dance

When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.

shoes squeaking on floor and loud taps
Oh its just Andrew doing the retard dance

by toetapper August 14, 2021

retard

you (not me)

A RETARD IF YOU!

by qpalzmwoskxneudjcnryfhvbtg March 8, 2023

Retarded retard

very stupid and says random words off of urban dictionary too much too much

Bodi: "Riley West you're such a retarded retard! I hate you."

by emmatheawesomecat February 9, 2025

retarded month

june is the month where everybody has to be retard

human 1:hey dude its retarded month lets be retarded
human 2:hell yeah!

by idontknowwhattonamethis June 20, 2023

retard

someone who lives under a rock

Person 1 : "wow!, you're retarded"
Person 2: "no, I'm Patrick Star's neighbour."

by brainfarts March 27, 2022

Retard Central

(Derogatory)

Used often to refer to either:
A) the 'Ice Fishing Folly' level in Rayman Origins
B) Reddit

C)tumblr

D)Fortnite
E)Anything aimed at kids

Friend 1: "You know, I'm thinking of downloading Reddit, what do you think?"

Friend 2: "Uhhh, yeahno. Reddit is retard central. Have some standards."

by 00citrinequeen00 June 6, 2021