by stewpid89words October 7, 2025
Get the random poster mug.A dude decked out in top-tier offshore fishing gear - fishing shirt, expensive polarized shades, Olukai flip flops and buff around the neck - but hasn’t touched a rod since that one party boat trip in 2016. Usually found far from any actual water, often at brunch, Publix, or flexing on Instagram with a caption like “Salt Life" next to a retention pond.
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Common Traits:
- SPF 50 hoodie with no tan line
- Talks tides, can’t tie a clinch knot
- Sandbar MVP, casting optional
- Uses ‘tight lines’ as a sign-off, unironically
Bro, that guy just pulled up in a lifted Tacoma wearing $500 in fishing gear to buy a sub. Total Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
If your fish finder is your TikTok feed… you might be a Pelagic Poser.
by Pary Moppins July 1, 2025
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A dedicated fan of Lego, retro video games, and vinyl during lockdown but has since went back to his craft beer flights, indoor axe throwing, and pickleball.
"Dakota is such a COVID poser. As soon as lockdown lifted, he went right back to being a gentrified sheep"
by grimly fiendish July 8, 2025
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Get the Teal Potter mug.Similar to the fent fold. When one collapses onto the floor and starts vibrating and or gyrating against it. A dance move invented by the Egyptians.
by Tearytesty December 24, 2025
Get the Harry Potter Panic Attack mug.adj; To do a disappearing act. Going AWOL/MIA from work in particular leaving your colleagues to pick up the pieces.
Bob: "Morning Trace, nice to see you"
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
Tracey: "Alright Bob, 'ave a nice holiday. You looked very tanned!"
Bob: "It was lovely Trace.......where's Peter?"
Tracey: "He's got his invisibility cloak on Bob..*sarcastic smile*... He's been doing a Potter since last Wednesday. Not even called in you know?! The cheek..."
by TerminalVelocity August 20, 2013
Get the Doing a Potter mug.He posted a question about his problem, but doesn't check the responses he got. He's a real hit and run poster!
by WeslyAdvanceSP March 2, 2017
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