Vietnamese Monkey

A way to call a Vietnamese person Stupid / Retarded or mentally unsafe

"Loc you are a Vietnamese Monkey"

by sour_man_Noah August 18, 2020

Dick monkey

Used to offend someone after the other person being a asshole

You are such a fucking Dick monkey

by Vinny Pinto May 3, 2016

Quim monkey

A complete twat. Someone who takes three pairs of skis on a skiing weekend. An annoying and incompetent manager

Why won't he just get to the point - he's such a Quim monkey!

by theQuimdoctor February 23, 2011

Monkey Tamer

one who thoroughly satisfies the needs and wants of the Monkey.

Stephanie: you are soo attentive in disciplining my monkey. it's never been more hungry for bananas!
Peter: I'm not just a monkey tamer by trade, I'm a monkey tamer by passion!

by Regina Falangi, I March 26, 2011

monkey baws

a useless person/cunt. no use to any body.

i ask him to finish the job but he didn't. fuckin monkey baws.

hey you monkey baws your about as helpfull as a bag o shite.

by markwalls July 20, 2011

black monkey

A racist definition of black person.

"listen here you black monkey"

by anоn August 23, 2022

Gutter Monkey

An unruly sexual deviant who swings from light poles and telephone wires sprinkling innocent urban dwellers below with obscenely erotic thoughts.

Yo, dat monkey-ass bitch be sprinklin' doo-doo butter thoughts all over da hood... what a Gutter Monkey.

by king_of_the_burbs January 3, 2011