Mexican Patay

When you shit on a girl's tits and smear it around with your dick.

Man I gave that bitch a hot Mexican Patay last night.

by DirtyJalapeno May 10, 2011

Mexican pillow

While a man is lying down and getting head, he quickly wraps his legs around the woman's body and turns over onto his stomach so that her head is now resting on his ass.

I gave this chick a gnarly Mexican pillow last night. I had just taken a shit so some toilet paper got stuck in her ear, damn.

by grandmaster stache November 10, 2010

Drunkin Mexican

When you fuck your partner in the ass and just before cuming you turn them around and wipe your cock between their nose and upper lip leaving a mustache. Then cum in their mouth and quickly punch them in the stomach causing them to through up. The drunk in Mexican.

I gave that fat bitch a drunkin Mexican last night.

by Mischief October 22, 2014

Mexican Oyster

When you swallow cum and chase it with a lime

Stephanie didn't like the taste of cum so she tried a Mexican oyster.

by ivegotkymestry April 1, 2015

mexican night

A night where gringos live up to their name by celebrating Mexican cusine and playing games designed to let Rawi and his cousins win.

Are you going to Mexican night at Rawi''s?

by Tray-bien October 14, 2015

Mexican Josey

Mexican Josey is the stupid kid in the trumpet section that won’t shut up and looks like a fish. He has big fish lips, and has a bad hair day everyday. He has broken glasses and looks Chinese without them. He has a Mexican sister that is fat and annoying as hell. She doesn’t shut up about her burritos and is awful at trumpet. He has a broken trumpet because he drops it all the time and puts it through the washing machine to clean it. He ascts like a porch monkey by being loud and obnoxious and jumps around throwing shit. He looks like he eats garbage and dead squirrels everyday. Has no common sense or sense of fashion. His real name is Jose but Mexican Josey suits better. Mexicans hate him because he’s too lazy to help with the vegetables harvests.

You see how Mexican Josey did his unicorn costume? It looks like a dildo made of socks.

by dieselmechanicjohnnystalin November 11, 2018

mexican fencepost

When you wake up with explosive shits from Mexican food (TacoBell). Then you go and sit on your partners morning WOOD and start shitting all over it while playing Maracas!

Abbey-“The other morning I woke with the shits and I couldn’t resist so i grabbed my Maracas and went and shit all over Aira’s Dick and gave him a Mexican fencepost.

by DickSmokingFever July 11, 2019