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Max

Max is someone who will make you go insane. At first max will make you feel special and loved but after he gets what he wants and gets bored he'll leave you for the next girl that goes crazy for him. You'll never get over what he did to you but you'll also never stop loving him and caring for him even when he pays no attention to you.
You:its been months and i still can't stop thinking about Max

Friends:he literally doesn't give a shit about you, you need to get over him

You:but i love him so much, i would do anything for Max
by Crackloverr April 12, 2022
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Max

Max has a massive shlong
by Jerry can fer the win bois December 25, 2021
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Max

Good friend with a massive whopping dong, and he’s super gay
That right there is a Gucci max
by Lookyherebucko March 12, 2019
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max albert

A very small person that has very small hands, dick and anus. You can spot a max Albert by there grumpy attitude, shity music tastes, slightly curly hair, and runy poop.
He is a max Albert. I can tell by his shity music taste.
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Chops-maxing

When a friend in a video game is absolutely cooking, downright deep fryin, absolutely livin in the sauce, going 0-19 in the leaderboard, blaming their teammates, displaying single digit IQ, and displaying many reasons not to be considered intelligent life.
"Ayo bro you Chops-maxing! WTF!?"
by FinalFallen February 9, 2024
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Max

A person who knows how to cheer you up. They listen to you and makes sure to understand. I think you can find the whole universe in a person named Max. They’re cool, nerdy, fun, and silly to be around. They are intuitive, funny, and cute. Maxs usually make sure to keep to themselves but love to make convos with you whenever they get the chance. They can also tend to be really stubborn but that’s what make them their self. Maxs are very charming and charismatic. They can bring the best out of you without you even knowing it. They often get their work done but procrastinate as well. They love music and listening to the rhythm of songs. Maxs are awesome. You’re lucky if you get to meet one.
Person 1: Dude that person listened to my problems?!
Person 2: They must be a Max HAHA!
by imauty April 14, 2023
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