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Jarred Light

N, An invisible ciggarette used to soothe the body and mind. Can be found in, under and around anything. CAUTION: Too many may cause slight retardation.

Note: Jarred Lights cannot be found inside any IKEA on planet earth. Its just not going to happen, sorry...
"So I was at this cool party, and this chick pulled a Jarred Light from her pants, and gave it to me. It was the gateway to my new found love for smoking."
by Larry A. September 10, 2006
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light figure

Person shaped like human made of light very talkative.
light figure in my wall talks alot
by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025
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Light rail

Light rail didn't make the neighborhood cool, the neighborhood was cool when it was a blue collar neighborhood, then the light rail gentrified the area.
by The Original Agahnim October 13, 2021
mugGet the Light railmug.

muller light greek yogurt

when she sit on your chode and you grab her by the hips and start vigorously shaking her up and down like a spray can, the smaller the penis the stronger the intensity
kyan: i had to give her the muller light greek yogurt last night

me: because it’s too small?

keean: ye uh
by no1mlpfan March 6, 2021
mugGet the muller light greek yogurtmug.

light day

working 4 hours a day like the French do.
Most Americans don't work a light day during their pay periods.
by Coop Dupe March 2, 2020
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Blinking porch light

Blinking house, blinking front door, blinking back door, blinking lights.

On, Off: 1 Flash.
This means hello 👋 a greeting or sign of acknowledgement.

On, Off. On, Off: 2 Flashs.
A sign of acknowledgement is implied, however, this usually as a signified "End". Examples like, meaning goodbye, goodnight, turning in for now. *Or the end of any posible perceived nuisance whether it be; light, sound (excessive noise), vibration, etc.
**Implied apology

3 Flashes: I'm Home, come over.

3 Fast Flashes: Come Quick!

3 Fast, 3 Slow, 3 Fast: S.O.S / HELP

4 Flashes: Stop any perceiveable nuisance, please.

4 Fast: F***ing Knock it off.

All can be repeated with a few, or multipul, brief pauses or intervals of pause.
Blinking porch light

Blinking light rules for back door or porch light communication
by Coconut363 September 29, 2023
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Angells, Son Light, Legion

Keller Angell (musical artist) has taken to himself the words 'Angells', 'Son Light' and 'Legion' to associate them with his fans.

"I am an Angell."
"I am a Son Light."
"I'm part of the Legion."

Simply put.

"I'm a big fan of Keller Angell, and therefore I associate myself as an Angell, or as a Son Light, or as a member of the Legion."

Lady Gaga has her "Monsters".
Nicki Minaj has his "Barbz".
Brooke Candy has her "FagMob".

Keller Angell has his 'Angells', his 'Son Light', his 'Legion'.

Upon this, and revealing the Luciferian Spirit, he says:

'- I am an Angel, but, Collectively, I am called LEGION!'

The same words of Lucifer, freeing yourself of the "darkness" and attaining his own LIGHTING and ASCENSION!
angells, son light, legion
by Edgar Van Hellsen December 24, 2016
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