Nick Kick

A Nick Kick is when you try to kick or shoot at goals in soccer, but miss or fail horribly. A good example of a nick kick is booting the crap out of the ball and it going over the goals completely.

''Oh look he is about to take the shot''
''Damn he missed - that was a Nick Kick right there''

by tiltedaspect October 4, 2020

Kick the Ball

my game which was made in 2001. i was 8 years old and i played with my friend brennan

Me: Hey Brennan, wanna play Kick the Ball?
Brennan: yea sure why not?
Brennan: *kicks it on the roof*
Me: ...
Brennan: ...
Me: Hey, we still have the storage room!
Brennan: yea!

by Wobort May 23, 2022

Chinking Kick

the only way chickens can do combat, by chinkin kicking.

'The chicken just killed someone by performing a chinking kick'

by Snargusford January 22, 2022

air kick

When someone, most likely a guitarist of a rockband, throws a kick in the air during a song.

Damn, have you seen Andrew Stockdales air kick during his solo in "Dimension"?

by airkick April 25, 2017

gremlin kick

An act of jumping and bringing both knees to the cheat (dominant leg first) and as the non-dominant leg hits the cheat the dominant leg extends out and hits the target. A WMD for the short people in the world

Guy 1: Did you hear that "...." got gremlin kicked in the balls.

Guy 2: Yeah I heard he can't have kids.

Guy 1: That's real pain there

by SmallOneOfWonders July 19, 2017

Kick the bucket

A farming phrase linked with starvation, whether you the milker of the animal or the animal itself kick the bucket the contents of value dispense to nothing and the recipient of the usually milk in this actual analogy goes hungry often the weakest or youngest such as babies with a limited amount of food they are able to eat making milk a primary necessary food source

When the cow kick the bucket after improperly grabbing its udder we all went hungry that day

by Wisconsin farmers March 14, 2022

Kicked me in the pussy

Can be used to describe good or bad situations. So versatile!!!

Jake says, "Wow, you seem to be feeling so much better!"
Tiffany says, "Yeah, those vitamin D pills really kicked me in the pussy!"

Patrick says, "That physics quiz was so hard :("
Brittany says, "Yeah, it really kicked me in the pussy..."

by pussypuncher1234 November 5, 2020