hoagie hands

The state and fragrance of one's hands after consuming a delicious hoagie. As a result of eating the hoagie a scent of onions, oil, and meat lingers on one's hands for hours, even days.

Man, I have the worst case of hoagie hands. This happens every time we eat at Sarcone's!

by hoagieface October 23, 2012

Check the hands

A phrase meant to indicate that the apparently female subject of a photo or video might in fact be male, with large hands being the tell. It was invented in the Something Awful subforum "Laissez Faire" in 2009. It has since spread to several other online communities, including Badgame Dot Com.

"Girl? Uh, check the hands, dude."

by im a big fag November 9, 2012

dooris hands

Abnormally small hands on a man. The average length of a adult male hand is 189mm and the average length of a adult female hand is 172mm, so the hand size must be 150mm or less (average size for early teenager) to qualify.

You are in the gym and you see one of those massive guys working out, muscles everywhere, and then you notice their hands. Tiny, dooris hands.

by DogOwar October 1, 2013

Painty Hand

A douchey hipster. Someone who was born a hipster, but was dropped on their head as a child, resulting in mentally-handicapped hipsterdom. They probably read Bukowski and talk about existentialism while waxing their handlebar mustaches and talking about how superior they are to the rest of the human race. Most commonly unemployed, the Painty Hand masks their lack of income with "edgy" thrift store bargain bin castoffs and "attractive" anorexia.

Do you see that Painty Hand over there in tight black Levi's, hand-shadow dancing to Madonna while sneaking the last sips of beer left on that abandoned table? He just said that he was cooler than Lady Gaga and then stole a child's lollipop.

by BlissfullyMiki March 27, 2011

Scary Hands

Any hand motions performed while wearing a Halloween costume.

She said, "Boo" and busted out the scary hands.

by matt082606 November 2, 2011

Hand Sandwich

When you place your hand in-between another persons hand till nice and snug inside the two

Barry placed his hand in-between Sally's hand as it was cold, a nice hand sandwich

by Urbanrider97 November 22, 2018

The Hand Cannon

A choade with considerable amount of ejaculation strength.

After a long night out, I decided to surprise my girlfriend in the morning, by blasting her through and through with my choades semen.Before she commented on the length, I blasted her between the eyes covering her forehead----knocking her back a few feet by the strength of my hand cannon (choade), ejaculation. The hand cannon is the situation, in which, a person as a choade but has a above average ejaculation strength, dubbed "The Hand Cannon."

by Luvs_to_SPOOGE September 2, 2017