Golden Netipot

When you urinate up the nose of your loved one to give them golden boogers

"Dude i gave my wife a golden netipot for christmas, and she has had golden boogers for a week"

by Sstephan August 16, 2019

golden walrus

The fat girl with a pretty face that gets skinnier as the beers flow, you kind of feel bad for taking advantage of her but the blow job was too good to regret.

Me- Dude, I fucked Tina last night!
Friend- holt shit dude, that's a golden walrus if I've ever seen one.

by chambone69 August 8, 2017

Golden Nugget

When a piece of corn is stuck to your shaft after anal sex.

Dude, my girl finally agreed to anal and I found a golden nugget !

by The modern dad September 15, 2019

Golden Panda

The act of punching another in both eyes and pissing on them during sexual foreplay.

There's nothing like being turned on by doing a Golden Panda.

by HunkyDory December 18, 2012

Golden waffles

When you can't wait for your girlfriend to drizzle syrup down your naked body

Hey honey, get those golden waffles over here right now!

by Heeheehee123 August 15, 2017

Golden Foo manchu

When someone pisses on a girls upper lip lightly so it runs down both sides like a foo manchu.

Last night I gave this girl a golden foo manchu. Her face smelt like piss for 30 minutes.

by The erect strangler November 16, 2019

Golden Yeti

When you take yellow snow (due to urination) and pack it onto your skin, making you look like a yeti.

While the rest of the class were making snow angels, Jimmy became a golden yeti.

by Sir Bangsalotmore September 3, 2022