"Ho, ho, ho, I am the cryptid fucker and I will fuck all your cryptids.
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
One day I'm balls deep in a wendigo, next day I'm divin deep into the pussy of a loch Ness monster, then on the third day, the chupacabra sucks my dick harder than it sucks the blood from those goats."
"I heard that guy over there is a cryptid fucker."
by Dorianthedodo November 27, 2024
A dere type that likes to fuck. Fuckeres are usually yanderes that love to fuck. Whether they're fucking or being fucked, it all sounds good to them.
by TaeTae with a dog hat March 23, 2020
A term applied to the sort of rogue who wears an off-the-peg suit to Royal Ascot or is proud that he has Grade 8 in Ukelele.
Aubrey: I say, Neville. I loaned my entire collection of rare vinyl Death Row recordings to Jeremy and I’ve just discovered that he disposed of them at an illegal rave in exchange for casual sex with a dusky bosomy wench from the colonies.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
Neville: Oh, blast! Did that include your original pressing of The Chronic, personally autographed by the Dre Johnny?
Aubrey: Alas, yes.
Neville: You know, Aubrey. I’m inclined to think that Jeremy is something of a Fist Fucker.
Aubrey: Reluctantly, I’m forced to agree, old chap.
by Fake Flag December 03, 2023
It's a Kevin or Kevin like asshat who aggrevates an Angel in an often sexual manner if she is lucky but mainly just to piss her off!
Kevin is the ultimate fucker duck
by Fucker duck hater June 26, 2019
by Paul Phinebaum August 12, 2021
Fucker and asshole combo. When someones worse than a fucker so ass is added. When you're angry and fucker just isn't enough.
Later Fucker Ass, have fun sucking at life!
Frank is such a Fucker Ass.
That guy with a bald ass head and clown hair is such a Fucker Ass.
Frank is such a Fucker Ass.
That guy with a bald ass head and clown hair is such a Fucker Ass.
A man or a woman who believes in the theory of Evolution.
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.
Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.
A replaced for the
A man of woman who believed in the Monkey Pox virus.
Usually too preoccupied, to critically explain the world they inhabit.
A replaced for the
by Wrapper of lies! August 09, 2022