Fapphobic

A person who has an irrational fear or general aversion to masturbation

Ryan: Can't wait for Dec. 1st
John: Nahh man I'm too lazy
Ryan: Stop being Fapphobic

by FuckTwittards November 2, 2020

Fappen

The Fappen is a pinching technique made to rebel against the Kraken. The master of the Fappen performs a gesture in which four fingers are pressed against the thumb, whilst the flesh is held between it. This particular technique is extremely painful, and has been known to have been responsible for the breaking of many bones in the human body. The mortality rate of the fappen is known to be less than 10%.

That's it, you're getting the Fappen!
Give it up buddy, you have earned the Fappen!

by the fapmaster43 November 30, 2020

fapnit

fapnit is a word used with nitwits who fap wrong

you fapnit thats not how you fap

by owls_balls December 4, 2020

Fappiest

The joy and happiness that fapping brings

Shawn was the fappiest person I have ever met

by Lil fap January 5, 2021

fapoulus

fap mixed with oulus. basically means fap

LET ME fapoulus FIRST!

by DESGA January 8, 2021

Fappy

The act of multiple mushroom stamps at the velocity of a hummingbird heart rate.

Hang on babe prepare for the fappy.

by Yooper dirt doctor February 14, 2021

fapslackdamp

daddy

fapslackdamp daddy

by ‎‎ February 25, 2021