sexiest person in the state of Hawaii, he a player, he got big DICK, he wants to fuck everyone "girls and boys", he love to masturbate, he fucks his friends and family.
?: omg dylan you wanna fuck me!
dylan salud: yah
?: lets do it. but where?
dylan salud: at my house no ones home
?: ok.
?: "moans" you got a fuckin huge dick
dylan salud: yah
?: lets do it. but where?
dylan salud: at my house no ones home
?: ok.
?: "moans" you got a fuckin huge dick
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A Dylan is usually an effeminate person, but is a male. They usually have longer hair, and a deep silver eye colour.
Dylan's don't tell good jokes, but the randomness of them make people chuckle.
Dylan's don't deal well with romance, but are an out the closet bisexual.
Dylan's are often second best in education, and will help anyone who asks.
Dylan's are often soft, having more calm and slow tendencies.
Overall, a Dylan is a nice person who if you have as a friend, will remain one until the day he dies.
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Dylan is a asshole.
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