When you pull your ball sack out and form a bowl of sorts and let your buddy fill it with piss, and then sip the urine from the sack.
by Fergy Fresh March 8, 2023
Get the Gaston county Tea Cupmug. A condom filled with cum/sperm that is drank as a gogurt tube by someone more than 6 years younger than the other person.
"Did you enjoy that pedophile pudding cup, darling? "
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
That pedophile pudding cup was so salty.
That pedophile pudding cup could make some good crispy bacon.
by Purple_Krusher420 August 14, 2021
Get the Pedophile Pudding Cupmug. A play on the term the Birds and the Bees, it means to ejaculate into a cup instead of into the opposite sex. It can only be used on people who are single and aren't in a relationship.
Person 1: Hey, I heard he's gonna be spending Valentine's day alone this year.
Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..
Person 2: I hope he doesn't go birds and cups again. I know he's lonely but still..
by CabralCorp February 14, 2025
Get the Birds and Cupsmug. by Konitherobot September 14, 2020
Get the Cupmug. When a shotcup so cute u gotta steal it from the restaurant. It is shaped round so that u won’t leave any backwash.
by young dumb and fulll of cum February 7, 2021
Get the Cristal shot cupsmug. Refers to either:
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
(A) the bra-size (“cups”) of the impressively large and perkily-rounded chest-pillows that backwoods (“hic” town) chicks often develop at an unusually early age, due to their healthful environment and rugged lifestyle. The overall volume and attractiveness of “The Twins” is often in direct proportion to how early in life that their fortuitously-endowed owner will begin usin’ ‘em for their intended purpose, since the female-torso-ogling raging-hormone-steeped neighborhood guys will likely “want some” from her all the sooner, as well, and naturally, their insanely-eager excitement usually precludes their taking any precautions (i.e., **latex**), and thus the chesty gal may hear the pitter-patter of little feet at a somewhat younger age than she’d expected.
(B) the involuntary “stomach-jump” reaction (together with a second strong bodily reaction somewhere lower down, of course!) that a horny city-slicker experiences when he first catches sight of one of said buxom rosy-cheeked freckle-faced farmer’s-daughter-type damsels ambling casually along beside the road where he’s driving. And here again, the more attractively voluptuous that the “treasures” on her “treasure chest” happen to be, the earlier in her life that said naïve country-chick may carry a bit of one of said city-slickers back with her when she head-swimmingly makes her way back home again after a “physically delightful” encounter with him.
Folks of either gender would be wise to take a small perf-ribbon of Trojans along with them whenever they go out for quiet tootles through rural areas, just in case they experience any unexpected hic-cups along their travels.
by QuacksO March 7, 2017
Get the hic-cupsmug. by beerpongexpert February 1, 2018
Get the butthole cupmug.