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Christian

Most (C)onfident.
Biggest (H)eart.
Always (R)eady.
Most (I)ntelligent.

The (S)exiest.
The (T)iger in person.

The (I)mpossible becomes possible.
Most (A)ttractive.
A (N)aughty one.
If u got the chance to catch a Christian, don‘t make the mistake to wait. If u can‘t trust his perfect being cuz he‘s too perfect, you weren‘t good enough for a Christian and he‘ll leave you
by BlessedMaria November 22, 2021
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Christian

Christian. The absolute best friend you could ever have. People often take him for granted. Hes amazing with his perfect brown eyes and blonde hair. You sometimes wish he could be all yours. Its impossible not to love him. He is extremely funny and really sarcastic but is always gonna be there when your in need. Hes like your Hunan diary. When ever he holds you the whole world stops and you finally feel safe and calm. Hes just so perfect. Christian and Briea are often the most cutest together. If you ever meet a Christian. Never let him go.
Friend: Did u just see how sweet that guy is
Me: yea thats my friend Christian

Friend: lucky you i want to be his friend to
If your reading this Christian i love you
by beautiful girl8920 October 10, 2016
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Cody... I wrote a bible... Do you seriously think I don't know how a Christianity works? A 3rd of my screen time is apologetics and theology! What are you fucking talking about?
Shit-lib "They STOLE Christianity, guys! The only REALLY Christianity is whichever of the 40,000-55,000 denominations that don't conflict with my liberal social values!"

Hym "You know I wanted to add a 'DERRRR!' there, right? I wrote a bible Cody! The ULTIMATE hypertext! THE SUPER-OMEGA BIBLE SUPREME! In store now! $21.85! And that isn't a typo! There is only 1 store... That sells it! The ULTIMATE store! The only store than matters! You know the one!"
by Hym Iam April 29, 2024
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Popcorn Christian

Someone who randomly decides when they want to, and when they don't want to be a Christian.
by liveforgiving July 16, 2022
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Christian

A skinny skeleton that his parents wanted to be christan but got demoted to a usless being
Guy: Hey Christian
Christian: *Skeleton noises*
by MrGofye September 6, 2024
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Christian

A guy who’s Christian, Conservative, a fucking badass fatass, metal-head and ironically gay. Loves his fucking memes, football, and music
Idiot: Christian is such a fucking satanist with that music.
Smart person: No, metal isn’t fucking satanic, you pathetic fuck
by Stu_Dogg November 26, 2018
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Samuel Christian Santos

Samuel is a very sexy wasian boy who is super nice and got a 3 milimeter defeater.
Wow youre so hot and wasian just like Samuel Christian Santos.
by Sigmalord June 6, 2024
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