opportunistic asshole

People who always pick the asshole choice whenever they can do something good/not do something bad.

Dave: Dude did you seriously eat half the brownies I made before anyone else even woke up?
Warbel: You snooze you lose lol
Dave: Fucking opportunistic asshole

by gingerlover123wastaken April 22, 2023

Asshole

Someone is is a complete dick.

Anthony Baker is an asshole

by The Taylor Bonita March 10, 2017

scrambled asshole

Has a physical or metaphorical resemblance to a rectum that has not been pounded or flattened, but roughly chopped, lightly blended, possibly, gently puréed.

Y'all about as useful as a bag of scrambled assholes.

He hit the ground so hard his face looked like a scrambled asshole.

by bear shaver July 13, 2021

Asshole

Asshole is a word used to describe someone who is rude arrogant or annoying,many people are called this because they’re a pain in the ass

Person 1:dude that guy sure is an asshole
Person 2:yeah how could he do that

by Meli123401 January 15, 2018

Asshole ASSY

An analplasty. A re-assembly of one's asshole. Asshole ASSY.

Man that cock really tore her anus. She needs an Asshole ASSY

by Gage2003A3 August 19, 2017

Asshole

TCEC

TCEC teachers are assholes

by 1two345six789 January 13, 2019

asshole

dude its the hole the shit comes out of

my asshole is in my ass

by Icanneverthinkofausername November 24, 2020