Apple

A company that says features from 4 years ago are "new and exciting" They're also a company that overcharges for products similar to a potato knowing people (mostly basic white chicks) will buy it

Person:I see you're using an Apple product
Basic White Chick: Yeah its better than your phone even though I have no evidence to back it up

by SouljaBoiiii December 9, 2018

Apple

A great name that is very unusual! Persons with this name are usually badass and can get on your nerves but they appreciate their friends a lot and they love sports! They usually have tan skin and they’re blessed with lots of freckles <3

look! That’s Apple!

Isn’t that a fruit?
Nooo it can also be a name!

by WAIFUIGI October 10, 2018

apple smacks

A joke in context to the honey smacks joke

You:Hey Billy ya want some apple smacks?
Billy:Yeah sure
You:*smacks* there you go

by Rider349 October 25, 2018

Apple

A company that wants all your money

Apple
Tim Cook: We want all your money

by Grimstone (The Demon Wolf) October 30, 2018

Apple Hill

A girls ass

“Dude! Stop looking at her apple hill!”

by 120303828282829393932929939339 October 31, 2018

Apple Time

The span of time in which one consumes apples and apple-related products.

Fella 1: "Dude, it's apple Time."
Fella 2: *fist bump*
Fella 3: "If you say apple time one more time you're out of my class"
Fella 1: "Apple time"
Fella 3 ascends into heaven

by turkey fingers November 1, 2018

Apple

1. That one company that uses magic words to sell you their overpriced shit like the Macbooks and iPhones.

2. Go fuck yourself give us your money.

3. Removed the fucking headphone jack.

Here at Apple, we make 3 completely different phones but they all look the same...except one doesn't have a fucking headphone jack.

by MyMomsVagina April 18, 2018