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Heheheheh... Ok... I'll explain it to you. You're- It's... It's not that complicated. Alright...
A fucking dope (I mean Jesus Christ guys 🤦 ♂️) "Don't listen to Andrew Tate! Listen to Jordan Peterson!"

Hym "Ha! Hahaha! Okokok... Listen... Andrew Tate... Is a guy... Who is acting out my plan to become better than Joe Rogan... He's saying the things I'VE said... He's flooding the internet with himself like an agent Smith... You're basically listen to me... Jordan Peterson... Is re-appropriating the things I said about your religion... And directing it at 'The Woke' (because if 'leftism' is like a religion then what I said about religion ALSO applies to The Woke)... So, again, listening to ME... It's the same thing! They're doing the same thing! They're both just feeding souls to Yaweh! It's the same! You're listening to the same guy either way you fucking dolt! Except one uses his PhD as justification for being listen to and the other uses his history as a kickboxing champion... Ok. Let me put it this way... You have 2 cans filled with soda... One is a Coke can... The other is a Pepsi can... INSIDE OF THE CAN... Is piss... And what you're doing... Is drinking out of both cans and saying 'Ugh! This Coke tastes like piss! Pepsi is much better! Don't drink Coke! Drink the Pepsi!' Ok? But IT'S BOTH PISS! I'M THE PISS! I'm the piss you're drinking there! Heheheheheheh! Oh my God... I love you Andy. I love this fucking guy. I swear. He is my favorite guy in history... Ever! It's so good. I just can't believe it. Probably the greatest man who ever lived!"
by Hym Iam February 8, 2024
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Andrew

Andrew is a fucking pussy
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Nicholas Andrew Meyer

A short piece of shit with a small as penis and a tight asshole
Nicholas Andrew Meyer is a tight asshole small dick having ass bitch
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andrew

a fucking asshole who only cares about his food and will leave you stranded with your ex.
girl - fuck you andrew
guy- what? youre the one who went

girl- because you didnt chase after me whatsoever. you stupid fuck
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Andrew

The saddest person you will ever meet. If you ever meet an Andrew, he will try to give you a fun fact, or tell you that your doing something wrong.
Andrew: "Hello, did you know that YOUR WRONG"
Guy: "STFU Andrew"
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Andrew

The biggest goob you will ever meet. If you are lucky enough to ever meet one, you know he will be in your life forever. He is the most loveable and most amazing human being you will ever meet. A wiz in the sheets and a babe on the streets, he will make you smile and laugh without even trying. Andrew is the person you will permanently tattoo on your body because that’s how much you will live him.
God, I’m not even religious but fuck I’ve been blessed by having an Andrew Sweet in my life
by Goofiestgoob123 February 14, 2023
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Andrew is a cool guy who usually brown haired and brown eyed with big lips. Andrew will grow up to be a teacher or musician and loves the guitar. You may find him on the soccer field at times. He can be very attractive
Girl 1 : Is that andrew
Girl 2 : Yeah i heard hes super smart and attractive
Andrew : *flips hair*
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