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Whispering Egg

It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
John went fishing instead of shopping. Next morning he had whispering eggs for breakfast.
by BLaM666 August 29, 2018
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Scrambled egg

The act of a pregnant woman using a clothe hanger or a stick to abort a fetus, thus making the fetus a scrambled egg.
Dude did you hear about Stacy?
Yeah dude, she turned that dude into a scrambled egg
by Largemakesstuff October 14, 2019
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Good Egg

Used to describe someone who is kind, reliable, and generally pleasant to be around. It refers to a person with good character, someone who is trustworthy and decent. The term is often used in a light-hearted or affectionate way.
You hear Dante is driving us to steel later? He's a good egg.
by anonymous July 18, 2024
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World Record Egg

A plain brown egg named Eugene that beat Kylie Jenner for most liked post on Instagram in February 2019, and is a mental health advocate.
Josh: Hey Zach, did you like the egg?
Zach: World Record Egg? Heck yeah, obviously! #EggGang!
by GuysTwilightSucksOk June 16, 2019
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Egg

A female that has a build of an egg like shape and has acne all over her face and a huge forehead. Generally this is an insult.
Person 1: Did you hear that the girl with all the ache, the huge forehead, and looks like a oval got in a crash?
Person 2: oh, what happend to the egg?
by Football master July 15, 2020
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Dirt Egg

Deriving from an individual, usually found sleeping in a parking lot, who frequently eats hard boiled eggs. One of which has been peeled and has fallen onto the ground and rolled through a soft, fine dirt; and despite his or her best efforts cannot be cleaned. Obviously the individual eats the egg and occasionally feels guilty of his or her actions, occasionally.
Logan, its been a month and you haven't moved from that lot, I get skiing is cool and being a ski bum is solid but don't turn into a dirt egg.
by Dirt Egg Man November 7, 2018
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Eggs

Egyptian slang for the slang "bedan", which is slang for lame or annoying, it is derived from the pronunciation of the first part of the word "bedan" which is "beid" ,which translates to eggs in Arabic, so to be more discreet some people say "eggs".
"John is so eggs!"

"That girl from yesterday was eggs."
by Clorox_wipes September 7, 2022
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