Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens

Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!

by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023

Power H

Sexual activity where the woman is the middle line in the H (from a cross view perspective)

We gave Lacy a power H last night.

by AkiOlathe June 9, 2018

Doing A Tommy H

When you pretend to be drunk infront of your friends, and your performance is worthy of an Oscar, equal to or better performed than legendary actor Tom Hanks

Spoon is doing a Tommy H

Look at spoon giving it Tommy H over there

by Scfc1 December 12, 2021

h

God himself within a single letter.

H is love, h is life, h is god, h is holy

by I can't come up with one March 9, 2022

h

A feeling of discomfort, surprise, or you don't know what the fuck to say.

#1 Random : *watches someone get stabbed literally anywhere*
#1 Random : h

#1 Random : Hey man, guess what?
#2 Random : What?
#1 Random : *Kicks #2 Random in the stomach*
#2 Random : h

#1 Random : *Makes a real conversation*
#2 Random : *Replies to the conversation and has a good conversation*
#3 Random : *Just sits there alone* h

by surgical June 17, 2019

H/Y/P/S

Harvard/Yale/Princeton/Stanford, aka schools that open doors to any career you want.

MD1: Some kid just cold called me asking if I can help him get a job at Goldman Sachs
MD2: Does he go to H/Y/P/S ?
MD1: Nah, he's from Fordham
MD2: Then tell him to cold call Moody's

by NecroAnalCrusher June 15, 2018

h

when you have nothing to say so you just say h

john: hey you haven't payed rent in 5 months and you are getting evicted next week
me: h
john: what is h
me: h

by valkie May 14, 2021