Ethan

A goofy as motherfucker but loyal as hell nice guy usally goofy plays basketball has nice muscles likes sports good Christian boy

Hi I’m Ethan and I’m 14 slaying all this women with my massive penis

by Fadedthanahoe44 January 28, 2023

Ethan

Ethan is the gayest kid out there. He might not show it but given any chance he will take the opportunity to enjoy some banana sucking 😏

Josh: Hey bro did you see Ethan last night?
Arnold: Yeah his friends think he’s kinda… flitwrist

by unluckysluttycookie July 17, 2021

Ethan

Some useless fucker who passes himself around like a bag of chips, has no social net worth and rely on to many people, if u meet a person named ethan just use the phrase agree to disagree because he just speaking to you just to waste time

Their ethan goes again talking

by Biggestkikever July 1, 2021

Ethan Cadawallader

A mexican that has a hot mom and a short bald ass dad. Did I mention he his mexican?

Ethan Cadawallader is a hot man.

by clashroyaleplayer95 April 1, 2022

Ethan

A short male who always wears a pink beanie and has a slightly off-putting man bun.

Person 1: Goddamn that’s a sick man bun
Person 2: hair
Person 3: he’s short too
Person 4: he must be an Ethan.

by suckmycaca69 November 23, 2021

Ethan

Ethan is the sort of person you never want to leave. He's sweet, funny, caring, bubbly, smart, good at leadership and you always have the best time with him. There isn't a person in the world you wouldn't want to be with more

"Man I had the best time with Ethan last night"

by emmzywemmzy1302 July 5, 2022

Ethan

Ethan someone who ignores you and leaves you on open and who will not join a face time call because he’s doing “homework”

Ethan can you FaceTime

Him- no doing “homework”

by Victoria Delegarza October 22, 2019