FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

The Russian Spin Fuck

When Individual 1: Proceeds to lie down, balance and spin a bay-blade on their erect penis and Individual 2 proceeds to sit down on the the bay-blade and penis while it is still spinning, creating The Russian Spin Fuck.

Person 1: Hey I heard Josh and Sarah tried The Russian Spin Fuck!
Person 2: Damn I'm jealous that's my favorite sex position!
Person 1: Same!

by darrel harkins March 7, 2022

Fucking

The act of shoving your dick in a woman's pussy condom less and impregnating her

We were fucking last night.

by I give good head March 8, 2022

Fuck

Either used when the ''I-Person'' Is mad, Or a term of definition used for having sex.

Fuck me, daddy.
Fuck, my teammates suck!

by Ali Livesman March 8, 2022

fuck

Fuck can be when your mad, got hurt, very angry or sad. Fuck has many defintions and uses.But this shows only some of them

George said fuck when he hit his foot on the table.

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Fucking retard

Someone who stigmatizes and misunderstands physcology, the real world and other races, cultures in today's world. And is based entirely on misconception and misinformation.

That harley owner is a fucking retard. Freind: most are ignorant af-as fuck in slang

by A700 March 10, 2022

Fuck-tard

Lazy, Stupid, and someone who’s really fucking stupid

Go tell fuck-tard to bring the laundry in

by Hambuwgers March 10, 2022