National Day of not touching me the cojones

Today you have to tell me how beautiful I am and not start a conversation because I'm so sad, bitch

National Day of not touching me the cojones is 29 of april

by Fucking_bitch April 29, 2019

on a Claire day

The word "clear" can be spoofed by substituting for the word "Claire"

On a Claire day you can see forever. eClaires are good to eat. Claire today and gone tomorrow.

by SkinVoyage January 22, 2021

National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day

The day is celebrated every May 9th in which you will find your friends and punch them in the back.

Yesterday was National Punch Your Friend in the Back Day so I punched them in the back.

by Violence is the answer April 8, 2025

National sit on lap day

It’s March 2nd you can sit on anybody lap for the day

Me: why you sitting on his or her lap? Them: its National sit on lap day

by Taskmaker302 March 1, 2022

National Don’t Post LeBron Day

November 12th is a day that no matter what you can’t post LeBron that day or it violates the day.

“Dude are you making a post about LeBron?”

“Yeah why?”

“It’s National Don’t Post LeBron Day dude you can’t!”

“Oh shit my bad bro.”

by chiefhub November 2, 2021

National tongue your crush day

On october 19th you can tongue your crush any time

Yo bro it’s national tongue your crush day

by Pp boi 456 October 3, 2020

Bully venom554488 day

March 10 is bully venom554488 day from fortnite

I love bully venom554488 day

by Milkman karlson420 March 7, 2025