National Fuck Day

what the fuck? are you sick? its not a fucking real day!! go die in a fire you sicko if you think its real

person 1: "hey! did you know that june 21 is national fuck day?"
person 2: " go kill yourself bitch! its a stupid thing to believe!"

by char_spring June 4, 2022

FML (fuck my life)

When you're having a very bad day or something bad has happened to you within the last 30 seconds to 18 hours

You: visits Urban dictionary and find lesbian threesome
You: texts friend --- FML (fuck my life)
Friend: texts back --- why
You: texts to friend --- I accidentally stumbled on to lesbian threesome on Urban dictionary
Friend: texts back --- makes sense

by Seaserpant June 5, 2022

fuck blender

used by those who are entitled to a paid 3d program

deadass you just say it straight fuck blender

by schnitzel slayer 6969 June 5, 2022

stupid fucking idiot

James. fuck him

“James is a stupid fucking idiot”

by hottiebaddie123 January 1, 2022

Fucks

A term of endearment used especially amongst friends who eat lunch together.

"I put you fucks down for lunch on Friday Jan 14th!"

by Kita666 January 1, 2022

fuck

The first word said when stepping on the bedside lamp plug which you forgot to plug in to the wall socket.

The word is usually followed by 'Bastard' or 'Cunt' or both, but others can be thrown into the mix to reduce the pain. And usually shouted for approx 15 minutes repeatedly whilst standing on one leg.

'Turns out light to get into bed and bedside lamp plug is laying on floor'

FUCK FUCK FUCK BASTARD CUNT FUCKING PLUG FUCKING CUNTING BOLLOCKING HEAP OF SHIT FUCK CUNT PLUG FUCK FUCK FUCK

by ib4uib January 1, 2022

Dumb Fuck

A person who lies about dumb shit
Payton Key
A word that's meaning is similar to the use of crap, or can be used as an expression to describe a person named Payton
It is also used to call someone who is a mom

Damn, that Dumb Fuck has a thick ass.

by MrGeenBeen January 1, 2022