call o' dunking

The act of playing call of duty while dunking your cock in boiling coffee.

I was so mad when i was call o' dunking with decaf coffee

by ConVeX_ShotZ September 13, 2014

riding the 'O' train

Having sex.
More specifically, having sex to the point of orgasm.

"What were you up to last night? You didn't text back."
"Oh, I went over to Jake's and was too busy riding the 'O' train. Whoo whoo!"

by mexivanilla November 14, 2014

P me O

Short for "piss me off" or "pissing me off". Has a variety of forms including:

"pmo"
"p m o"
"p'd me o"
"y u p me o"

You have been talking to Donna about your dog all morning and it is starting to p me o.
My boss p'd me o a cliff this morning.......I got demoted to a janitor.
Taylor bailed on our trip to boonies and its safe to say it p'd us o to a never-before-seen level.

by jaaa'mie December 14, 2016

jan-o-gram

That deluge of redundant, long-ass emails from a coworker serving only to suck all the life and joy out of those named within its distribution list.

“I got a buttload of jan-o-grams up in my inbox today.”

by Cpclsn December 5, 2018

Bed O’ Clock

A nonspecific time to use to get out of a situation during the night

Brad: Bro you ready for this part tonight! I’m going to use the creamy ceaser on Stacy
You: Oh well look at the time it’s bed o’ clock seems I must go

by Phraxation December 15, 2018

sphinct-o-second

That split second just as you realise something really bad has/is about to happen, your stomach feels like you're falling off the top of a tall building and your sphincter grips up tighter than a Duck's Arse.

1. I was in the office late at night and thought the place was empty, I was just about to start Rounding up the tadpoles when a cleaner walked in! There was a sphinct-o-second moment while I frantically packed my todger away.

2. Sent a sext message saying "I'll be home in 5, lube yourself up!" and as I hit sent, I saw "Received: mother in law" !

by ADzski March 7, 2019

Tribe-o-wise

The ancient wise that was shown by the native American Indians.

The Native Council huddled around and discussed matters of tribe-o-wise, unlike our culture who talk of game systems and park bench.

by Zonal K September 23, 2019