Turd Bird

Shitting a Bird out of your ass

"That is one big Turd Bird."

by Dr.FreezeLove March 21, 2017

Turd bird

A bird the drops turds on you

Hey that turd bird just dropped a turd on me

by Bfhxndix November 03, 2019

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!

If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!

by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 02, 2021

Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box

I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.

by Infinite_Victory December 05, 2021

Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.

Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock

by Kunnifcuckiff January 09, 2017

Cancer Turd

That one guy from run 3 that has a little balloon and is a little shit

Don't be a cancer turd

by Cancerous Turd 123 November 08, 2017

Turd Burgling

When you unexpectedly give someone laxatives, and they unwillingly vacate their bowels, that is what we like to call "turd burgling".

Last night was insane; we were turd burgling like some 'shit witches' last night.

by Doctor_Ew August 29, 2017