Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 02, 2021
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suboxone turd

Suboxone turd. A massive turd from taking Suboxone. A turd so big it feels breached in the shit canal and deserves a name when it finally makes it’s way out.
Finally delivered a Suboxone turd, time of birth 1:23 am, 23 inches long, 3 pounds named Jessica.
by Addict18 November 23, 2023
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Turd Spawn

When a dude manages to find a monster shit in a public restroom and records it for laughs but it ends up getting the attention of paleontologist who think they can replicate the living organism that birthed the atrocity in a lab. Such organism is known as a turd spawn..
Jeff: Yo you see that instagram video of that monster shit?!
Kyle: Yea apparently they think an elusive cretaceous animal layed it now they are trying to revive a replica with it.
Jeff: Sounds like a Turd Spawn.
by Capuchin for Hire October 02, 2023
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Sand Turds

The clump inside of a cats litter box
I have to clean the sand turds out of Garfield's litterbox.
by Infinite_Victory December 05, 2021
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Turd Hammock

When your ass hair is so thick it catches your turds.
Gotta shave my ass hair because I'm growing a turd hammock
by Kunnifcuckiff January 09, 2017
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Turd Sock

A turd that is made into a sock
Jill, your turd sock is aweasome!
by WISE7890 September 01, 2015
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Another name for Richard James Ellington the third. He’s very good at procrastinating and somehow (cheated) pulled off a four in AP seminar. Richard is really good at predicting the future (because he’s an alien) ((looks the same too)) Richard smells like cheese and likes to cheese me. He is super gay and loves scissoring with Duane. Amen.
Are you Dickshart Shame Smellington the turds girlfriend?
No, his heart is taken by Duane Jauns. 😔
Damn.
by December 09, 2023
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