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Donald J. Trump 

(Unfortunately) our 45th President.

If you still don't know who he is, he's the orange guy who says the word "fantastic" a lot, wants to build a wall (and make Mexico pay for it), and who ONLY got a small loan of a million $$$.
"We are going to build a wall" shouted Donald J. Trump
"No." Shouted everyone who isn't racist and got educated.

Donald trump 

Donald trump is an orange turd with cheeto dust scattered all over. A stupid excuse for a president. Known for his tendency to grab girls by the vegina. Has also run a fake collage to scam idiots out of money. Preaches about his stupid great wall and making Mexico pay for it. He will start WW3. He will team up with Vladimir Putin and launch illegal nuclear missiles. He lied about his stupid "small loan of a million dollars." He has baby hands. And people want this idiot to be president. Shameful.
News: BREAKING NEWS! DONALD TRUMP GOT ELECTED PRESIDENT, SOMEHOW BEATING THE ODDS!

Kid#1: God dammit! WHY!? WHO THE **** WOULD WANT THIS ******* IDIOT TO BE PRESIDENT!?

Kid#2 : Hey at least things can't go lower than they will in the next 4-8 years. I agree though this is ******* stupid.

Kid #3: Everyone's entitled to their own opinion.

Kid#4: I hate them both.

Kid#5: (Halfheartedly) maybe give him the benefit of the doubt?

Kid#6: Hooray! TRUMP BEAT THE CHEATING HILLARY AND THE RIGGED ELECTION AND EVERYTHING ELSE! WOO!

(Kid's #1 and 2 proceed to beat the **** out of kid 6. Kid #5 cheers kid's 1 and 2 on. Kid's 3 and 4 call " FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!)
The explosive backflow from a clogged toilet. An uncontrolled river of shit.
I shit liquid fire after three stright Chipotle meals. My shitter did a trump on me like I'd never seen -- I was covered in runny pseudo-Mexican seconds all day.
trump by Dharma Midget December 7, 2016

Donald J. Trump 

word used to mean useless,nonsense,egocentric and worthless
your girl better stops asking money from you before she becomes Donald J. Trump

Trump necktie 

They gave that BLM protester a Trump necktie. It was horrifying.

The trump 

To be a complete ass hat and a selfish person.
Guy1: Bro Jeremy was such a dick last night
Guy2: Yeah, it's like he was trying to do the trump!
The trump by MartinFrog November 26, 2019