THREE LEGGED MONSTER

A person who has three legs. Usually named jared.

Attracts only ones and fours

How does jared walk. He is a three legged monster

by mr.steelyogurl February 22, 2017

White monster

The white monster or the great serpent as it is also known by fellow travelers refers to Mille Lindberg's massive penis.

Anton the wise- she has unziped mille's jeans so she died in agony.

Small Village child- "what is the monster"
It is a great white monster, the serpent of the abyss

by The wise wizard of smedby February 4, 2025

gender monster

g*n to your head you wouldn't know what their gender is

wow look at that gender monster

by big_ Baller February 7, 2025

Rye monster

A fictional monster that sneaks up on you at the end of the night when you’ve consumed to much whiskey

Mitch : Hey did you see Colton get rye monstered last night before they threw him out

Luke : no I was to busy looking for bike rack

by Wilddingo25 September 13, 2019

Velvet monster

A woman's pussy

I was unable to behave normally and think straight velvet monster around her having after sex with after once. She had caught me with her velvet monster.

by Chico tmaki August 23, 2023

Fanny Monster

A person (generally a dude) who devours fanny.

"Man Tiger Woods goes crazy when he gets a whiff of fanny, I think he slept with like three chicks at that party at Jorge's last week", "Yeah bro, Tiger's a fanny monster all right."

by Don cheadle July 24, 2016

mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by SkidMarkTatoo September 19, 2021