Peter John Salad

A salad shaped like Peter John. The Bowl is shaped like peter, the tomatoes are shaped like Peter, even the eggs are shaped like Peter. The salad was originally created by Eric Cartman of south park with two gay people.
"That's the legendary Peter John Salad."
"Wow Eric Cartman and two gay people made it."
by Slimy weiner March 22, 2023
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Salad poking

The act of when a female partner anally destroys the male partner with dildos and or other sex toys and after the male partner proceeds to lusciously slopper and lick all over the sex toy.
"Thanks for the good prostate stimulation gabby, bring that here so I can chow down I'm starving", said Malcom

After a good salad poking

After the act of being anally destroyed
by Hugh Blackman May 17, 2015
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Truck Salad

A sexual term involving to toss someone's salad, after pile driving their rectum while sperm or other bodily fluids leak from tossed rectum
Last night I gave my girlfriend, Jennifer, the truck salad.
by Quarter Inch Ribeye May 19, 2018
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Stir my salad

Stir my salad - invitation to do a handjob for a female
by Fenksikas October 27, 2022
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paperclip salad

Is what happens when some jackwaggon desided to chain a whole basket full of paper clips together.
Well this is just a paperclip salad!
by Paperclipsalad# July 14, 2017
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Knob salad

Please publish this it will make my friend so happy ^~^ knob salad!
by Emmysayaka February 22, 2019
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Egg Salad Sandwich

Sexual intercourse involving 3 or 4 females. Two menstruating females grind their genitals together while the other/s perform oral stimulation on the first 2 females genitals and anus.
Hey Becky, thanks for inviting me over for that Egg Salad Sandwich with you and Jenna... Tasted great!!!
by Flip-Flop November 14, 2022
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