beef-stats

BEEF-STATS!
an all-american defender.
OR
a pale tall kid.

me: Hey Beef-Stats!!!!
b-s: STFU!

by untitled1234678987654 March 21, 2008

Grand junction beef taco

When you piss and shit in between your partners ass cheeks then proceed give them a extra rough rim job so it looks like your eating a extra large taco

My girlfriend gave me a grand junction beef taco in my sleep last night so I made her participate in the weekly San Francisco steam train with the boys

by anonymous July 11, 2024

Beef queef

The act of gaining unecessary air causing a disruptive sound to one's ear vibrating the Labias as they are worn down to a crisp roast "beef".

That woman is excessively explosive with beef queefs!

by Steveeatspizza November 24, 2016

Beef

A beef is someone you call your bestfriend. Instead of saying bff or bestfriend, you would call them Beef.

Other nicknames are Beef chicken or Beef jerky.

“Hey beef chicken!!”

friend: “BAKAW”

by mybestfriendismybeef November 30, 2023

Elbow Beef Dip

When you throw up on a woman’s vagina, then spit on your elbow and slap it. Then proceed to aggressively rub her vagina with your elbow.

I would totally elbow beef dip *******

by parress December 8, 2020

rost beef and ketchup

when you are eating a girl out on the thrag and you get a blood clot in your mouth and you eat it

i was eating here out and got some rost beef and ketchup

by k24civicboost August 4, 2009

Beef Stain

Is when you leave a steamy shit on the ground that then gets kicked which leaves a greasy outline of said stool.

Dale had a turd ball dribble out his pant leg that left quite the beef stain on the ground.

by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019