i was watching youtube shorts and shat myself because of skibidi toilet. hello, my name is timmy, and this is my story. it all started one fateful day after school, me and my rizzler ohio gang went to rizz up the girls in our class. the girls all had a level 4 ice spice bussing gyatt straight from ohio, my boy. and i simply couldn't resist rizzing up that bussing skibidi ohio ice spice gyatt. i tried using my kai senat rizz, but i failed in the end. i don't need girls anyway, i'm a skibidi sigma after all. i only care about the gyatts. anyway, me and my ohio gang griddied back home the ocky way. we switched on the television and started watching youtube shorts. we learn some new rizz line straight from ohio and also watched some lankybox. but then, all of a sudden, skibidi toilet popped up. all my friends started screaming and crying. my pal who has pretty much has rizz from ohio started singing the skibidi toilet song: "skibidi dop dop dop yes yes". it only scared me more. i ate a cheesecake only a few minutes before and boy was it bussing, but all of a sudden, my level 3 gyatt started to rumble. shit spewed out of my asshole, FUCK!
level 5 gyatt rizz livvy done rizzing up baby gronk ice spice what the dog doin skibidi toilet in real life only in ohio we go jim's creatine alpha sigma cuh dey board
by crashreal23 May 10, 2024

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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 5, 2025

Also, I DON'T get angry went my power goes out. I accept that as a thing that happens sometimes. I also pay for electricity. I even go as far as apologizing to my friends for something I do not control if it ends up affecting them.
Hym "So no. ✌️✊️✌️WE✌️✊️✌️ don't do that. That's what makes YOU shit and ME better than you. And THAT RIGHT THERE is the problem with your humanism. I (and not YOU) have to be immiserated because you are too incompetent to do anything about the immiserated. If you get your way, we will all be nothing more than human batteries used to fuel the placating of your own conscience. OTHER PEOPLE will do things. YOU will call it WE doing things. YOU argued with retards and accomplished less. And the REASON I don't have my is because then I will get to say, well, then why do YOU make a billion dollars and help the immiserated? Your free health care will will inevitably be everyone footing the bill so fat cocks can fuck all the women they want and have the consequences mediated by the state. You want other people's will to be subordinate to your own so much so that you aren't even willing to accept will as a reality. And that justifies enslaving everyone to the breeders and the immiserated. So no. I did what I did and it was MORE and I was BETTER. YOU did what YOU did and it was LESS and YOU were WORSE."
by Hym Iam December 11, 2024

English used of delicious irony when ending a happenstance conversation with an old acquaintance you accidentally bumped into in public and after the required catch-up chat, end with this - actually meaning "don't contact me - and if I ever see you again it will be too soon"
by MurtThe January 30, 2025

by anonymous August 25, 2021
