mud monster

when you have so much fun that you don't realize you're covered in shit

"may we all be mud monsters"

by deefinitelynotcoveredinshit September 17, 2021

mud cricket

A softball team from Maine. Group of people that work hard and play even harder. The North Woods Outlaws bring a lot of the mud cricket out in people at their shows. Just asked them "Doesn't matter the time of day you can hear them all chirp a mile away" -NWO

The mudcrickets were playing and the crowd was going chirp chirp!! "She ain't a hoe, she just a mud cricket" - NWO

by Ardnekk August 31, 2022

Mud

Your best friend, your homie, your bro.
Coined by popular streamer Rakai, when they shot his cameraman with a paintball gun :)

"You good mud?"

by mpurefoy September 8, 2025

Mud blood

A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.

Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.

by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019

Mud

When someone is looking a mess and unattractive

"You look so mud"

by M.v.t-abb April 22, 2017

Thunder Mud

This is the shit you take next morning after a glorious diner accompanied by 5-6 beers. Starts with cramping along with a euphoric feeling. As you sit a little push causes the heavens in your colon to unleash its fury. The consistency of fecal matter is that of mud or wet concrete. The flatulence is loud and non stop until it starts to fade off. You are exhausted after the episode.

Get the fuck out the way! Im going to blow the toilet out with all the fury of thunder mud.

by THE JERALDS LOVE HANK January 18, 2023

Missouri Murry Mud Run

Dating a cop that has such bad breath and a rancid baby exit that you choose door number 3 to save your sheets.

I once dated a girl next to Kansas City that I had to do the Missouri Murry Mud Run on or risk having to buy new sheets.

by Fake Valor March 18, 2022