Gravy burns

When one is suffering from relentless shits.

I'm suffering a terrible case of the Gravy Burns

by Bumbeezled November 2, 2018

helper burn

When you are getting burned so bad by your friends, another friend steps in to save your ass because you are not man enough to handle it by yourself.

I was so upset that my crew was making memes about me, that Keith had to make a helper burn meme before I started to cry! I wish I was a real man!

- Anthony Navarro

by RA_GOD May 31, 2016

Burn Tan

When you burn really badly, then in a few days it fades to a color that vaguely resembles tan.

I totally burned when I went to the beach a couple days ago, but now I have a totally sweet burn tan!

by falsenamethatistotallyawesome July 11, 2011

Burning toucan

When you’re burning a letter addresses to your friend to prove a point and it just so happens that there’s a toucan on it.

“You can’t burn the letter, that’s Burning toucan!”
“It’s just collateral damage”

by M.T. Grave November 30, 2020

Shataki Burn

A complete and utter dis.

You're mom's teeth so yellow, it looks like she brush her teeth with mustard.

Ohhh! Shataki burn!!!

by Big Boulder June 2, 2022

Scamp & Burn Us

An establishment that relentlessly tries to self-improve through high grade kleptomania and a penchant for buggery . The Bar Manager is a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. The owner likes to womanize and drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented Bongo's Bingo. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy, the sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament.

"Dr Evil used to own Scamp & Burn Us and then he decided to stop being such a c*nt"

by Gandhi's Flip Flop August 2, 2019

The Burning Bush

The name given when urinating onto a bush, preferably when you are dehydrated and your urine is yellow, creating a visual metaphor of the Biblical passage.

Moses: 'Wow look! Johnny's creating The Burning Bush'
James: 'Wow, how cool'

by DrDIY December 12, 2014