Tom

One who is not only great in bed, they are great in the kitchen, in the car, in a park, a church parking lot, my parents' bed, the courthouse bathroom, everywhere. The best boyfriend a girl can ask for. Will do anything for you and will love you with all his heart. Any girl who dates him will be the happiest girl on the planet. Has extreme likeness to a Matt. A Sexy Best. 'Toms' Are known to be genius' and to be extremely skilled and gifted in the field of literature. Commonly seen without a shirt due to their exemplary physique. Toms also are known to have great moral values and being very sensitive to a womans needs.

I couldn't keep my mouth off of Toms dick, every orifice of my body aches for that sex god. Girl 1: *Cries*

Girl 2: What's wrong?!

Girl 1: My boyfriend just broke up with me

Girl 2: I can't believe it. He just seemed so... so...

Girl 1: So Tom? Yeah, I know.

by ChloeTheAngel April 2, 2017

Tomming

"Tomming" refers to someone doing a stupid act, or saying something stupid either to annoy someone, or your just genuinely stupid.

It may also refer to doing degenerate activities while participating in online games, eg, camping, using auto shotgun, or doing a 360 and shooting the door.

Person 1: "Please stop tomming, its giving me an aneurysm" person 2: "yeah my bad ill stop"

by thatguy_2 January 8, 2025

Tom

Tom's mom belong to all guys in the world because he is a son of a bitch!!

Person 1 : oh !! This Tom!!
person 2 : yes that son of a bitch

by thbd November 22, 2021

bungejumping tom

when your pee is green

monica: bungejumping tom
paolo: who's tom, and why is he bungejumping?
monica: it's a term for describing a situation in which your pee turns green
paolo: wtf

by existentialdread1401 November 2, 2025

Tom

Glasses, long ass hair, putts a ton a gel in it. Kinda smart, can not get girls sorry boy. A great friend though you can trust him. His a boss loves video games.

Man I wish I was a Tom.

by Dis ma dude November 30, 2016

Tom Jankowiak

Tom Jankowiak is the swaggiest person alive , he's a really chill person with a great personality.

He is the sexiest man alive .

Tom Jankowiak is the swaggiest person on Earth.

by Hytrons November 22, 2021

Tom

Someone around 50, a vegan, no electricity in there house, never leaves there house, goes to a therapist, has anger issues (doesn't tell anybody). And is single.

where is tom " i doubt anybodies seen him".

by Why would you want a username March 6, 2020