by tei504 August 18, 2017
by H sav & M skatty April 23, 2023
"No matter how many times that you and a smoker change places/locations while spending time together outdoors, the breeze is always gonna switch around and waft the tobacco-fumes directly past your face."
I absolutely totally love my new middle-aged lady-friend, but we both go absolutely crazy trying to avoid bothering me with the smoke whenever she needs a cigarette while we're going for a rowboat-ride or woods-trail hike --- sounds like a classic case of "Murphy's Law of Cigarette Smoke"!
by QuacksO August 02, 2018
When one person performs oral on a male and right as the male is about to cum, he shoves his penis down the throat of the giver. The deep penetration results in the cum going up through the nasal cavity and oozing out of the nostrils.
by Nightmare52 November 22, 2019
Person 1: "You're happier than usual. Almost like a religious person."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
Person 2: "I had a baptism by smoke recently."
Person 1: "What does that mean?"
Person 2: "It means 'A person being introduced to smoking marijuana for the first time.'"
Person 1: "Oh, so that means you smoked for the first time?"
Person 2: "Yes."
Person 1: "Who baptized you?"
Person 2: "Janey did."
by JanesBestFriend May 02, 2023
Man 1 : I need a smoke
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?
Man 2 : Have you tried my new flavour e-Cig ?
Man 1 : What's with the Vagina Smoke ? you a pussy ?
by MrChatz December 20, 2016
Sprinkle cocaine on a hookers butthole then have her fart in your face. The puff looks like cannon smoke.
by DWamp81 July 09, 2022