Shady Egg

A good friend of yours that your siblings don't like to have over at your house.
"Im inviting a friend over, are you fine with that?"
"You're sister doesn't like him around. You know he's a Shady egg."
by DefaultLife17 April 02, 2024
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Who shit in your easter egg

Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 April 22, 2011
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Splitting an Egg

When you’re so obsessed about splitting costs equally that you would even insist on getting half of an egg.
Person 1: You owe me 20p from that coffee the other day
Person 2: Mate. You’re splitting an egg right now.
by EggSplitter2007 November 27, 2021
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s, eggs and e

A code way of saying sex (literally it)
keep your voice down, we don't want the teacher hearing our s, eggs and e stories
by uwu rawrq April 14, 2022
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3 eggs cause fuck you

Hey Robbins, 3 eggs cause fuck you
by Soupslip August 27, 2021
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Egg the opposite sex

The egg is when you pee right before you cum, Or vice-versa.
"dude I totally egged her face!"
"What's that?"
"Pee a litter on her face. Then cum which is like the egg white and the pee being yellow like yolk."
"Oh aight bet trynna egg you, which is egg the opposite sex!"
by EliteRedemption December 21, 2020
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moldy pickled eggs

When pickled eggs taste like foul sulfur, and it goes a bit moldy.
The moldy pickled eggs taste like sulfur.
by Debskelly1985 July 12, 2023
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