Rug Job

The painful process which occurs when an overzealous female unknowingly rubs your manhood raw, often feeling like you've been serviced by sandpaper or the living room rug.

Guy 1: "hey man, what the hell? You didn't even hit on that chick!"
Guy 2: "dude, what's the use? mini me is still FUBAR from that rug job I got last night!

by Golde June 28, 2008

Fizz-Job

Eating a bag of poprocks then preforming oral sex while the poprocks are "popping".

"Dude, my girlfriend gave me a fizz-job last night"
"Really?"
"Yea, it felt like an erotic science fair project!"

by GuardNo3 February 19, 2009

job seeker

Holds a sign saying willing to work with another in window behind him says help wanted think freeway off ramp

Willing to work for food is what the sign says so u offer em $5 to wash ur tires and they say piss off but through a few coins in the mug and offer no work big smile is what the job seeker gives in return

by Tirdwrstlr May 6, 2014

Rim job

When sucking a penis, vagina, anus, or other object, the rimmer licks around the edges, teasing the receiver, increasing the desire to come to climax.

When she blows me, Anne gives my cock head a rim job before taking it all in her mouth. Nothing better than a good rim job first!

by Dave720 June 22, 2016

Ink Job

The act of giving a blow job while receiving a tattoo

Kari: dude, I totally just did an ink job!
Sara: what's an ink job?
Kari: I have my tattoo artist a blow job while I was getting my tattoo done!

by J.Dogg. November 14, 2011

Inside Job

When you're balls deep in a girls turd cutter and she starts fingering herself in her coochie, thus creating a rubbing motion through the vaginal wall which jerks your cock off. Hence, the Inside Job.

Girl: "Oh boy, I love it when you're in my ass"
Guy: "How bout you give me a little Inside Job baby?"
Girl: "Okay, but after you finish your homework sweetie."

by definictionary May 22, 2015

Knee Job

Placing one's penis in the crevice at the back of a female companion's knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the penis from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his knob.

'Woiiii, the back of my gyal's knee is more moist than your fam's vajayjays put together! Loved every minute of trapping my knobby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! Best knee job ever! I was singing 'knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra' throughout that crazy shit!'

by Dr Zoolanda K Jizzle June 29, 2014