Fire it out the cannon

When you ejaculate an arsenal of sperms a significant distance, at least three feet. Usually followed by a sense of pride.

*Angela is giving Jon boy head*
Angela: Jon boy when you cum dont fire it out the cannon I just washed my hair okay!
Jon boy: ha I fired it out the cannon, im so pleased with myself!
Angela: its all in my hair Jon, you prick.
Jon Boy: haaa,
Angela: your not getting head for two weeks.
Jon boy: ohhhhh no pleaaaaase.

by oggy ostrich April 09, 2017

busted fire hydrant

When a man is about to have a powerful orgasm but he pinches the tip of his dick causing his penis to explode

My girlfriend refused to receive a facial and pinched my dick. I had my first busted fire hydrant.

by Cackyblacky February 10, 2016

Illinois Fire Dragon

When a man is afraid of impregnation his woman, he first puts on one condom , then applies hot sauce, then another condom. If the outer condom bursts, one of you will know.

Her: I don't want to get pregnant.
Him:Don't worry I have a Illinois Fire Dragon.

by Buggnuts January 25, 2022

Testicular Fire blanket

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles

Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.

by AutismFest May 01, 2020

Icelandic Fire Drill

The Icelandic Fire Drill is when you fill your female partner’s anus and vagina with Icy Hot and then perform ass to vag back and forth until they are screaming in pain and are forced to run out of the house.

Debbie got the cops called on us last night. I pulled the ole’ Icelandic Fire Drill on her and the neighbors thought we were fighting.

by FatHoudini March 08, 2022

Swedish Fire Torch

The sexual act of stuffing thin strips of wood into a partner's anal cavity, then setting fire to it.

Jeff: "My alt girlfriend gave me a Swedish Fire Torch yesterday! I came in seconds"
Jorge: "what the fuck"

by ΔS April 29, 2021

Through the Fire and Flames

A CRAZY ASS SONG MADE BY DRAGONFORCE THAT ALMOST NO ONE CAN BEAT ON GUITAR HERO 3

I think through the fire and flames seems cool and fun to play

10 minutes later

MY HAND FUCKING HURTS

by fuck boi/ fuck my life October 26, 2018