Maidstonian Ring of Fire

An act performed by members of Maidstone Grammar School in the science department in which someone takes a Bunsen Burner and shoves it into their anal cavity, turns it to roaring mode and melts the area. Is usually performed in room 69.

Louis tried the Maidstonian Ring of Fire and he hasn't been able to walk properly since!

by stevendawson August 10, 2021

Backdoor Fire Drill

The act of taking a group shower during which enough steam is produced to set off fire alarm systems, thereby luring sexy firemen who are then invited to join the group shower.

This shower is losing steam, boys. Let's get a Backdoor Fire Drill going, and get some meat in here!

by Dirty Dave and the Power Botto September 23, 2018

chinese fire dog

When you jam your penis into your dogs asshole and light your hair on fire

Totally chinese fire dogged my golden retriever last night.

by Laylee12 September 22, 2016

Dirty Fire Dragon

Taking a massive shit in a girls ass and another girl eats out the shit from the first girl then spits it back out into your mouth while you cum inside a fat girl like a dragon spiting fire

I really did a dirty fire Dragon last night with them 3 girls.

by Real master October 27, 2020

japanese fire cracker

When a male is performing anal sex on a female (specifically in the reverse cowgirl, or the missionary position) and the female proceeds to extricate feces in the midst of anal sex onto the males genitalia

Him: Hey babe you want to try the Japanese fire cracker?

Her: yeah sure I haven’t shat in 3 days let’s do this

by Wacka flockin November 1, 2017

Canarsie Fire Factory

A neighborhood in Brooklyn that produces large amounts of first due fire duty for companies in the area. A form of a “Jobtown” exclusive to the Canarsie neighborhood.

Did you hear about the rippin job yesterday? 257 & 170 had another first due. They should be called the Canarsie Fire Factory down there with all that work they catch.

by Stay Low and go September 5, 2019

Testicular Fire blanket

When Charizarding goes horribly wrong, one must use their last resort... A Testicular Fire blanket. This involves smothering the flames with ones testicles

Becky and I went Charizarding and it went horribly wrong... I had to resort to the Testicular Fire Blanket.

by AutismFest May 1, 2020