Kari: dude, I totally just did an ink job!
Sara: what's an ink job?
Kari: I have my tattoo artist a blow job while I was getting my tattoo done!
Sara: what's an ink job?
Kari: I have my tattoo artist a blow job while I was getting my tattoo done!
by J.Dogg. November 14, 2011
Get the Ink Job mug.by micheal fleischman October 3, 2009
Get the hulk job mug.a word that has no definite meaning.
if anything could be used to describe it, it would be something sexual. anything could be used as a description of it, but only sexually.
if anything could be used to describe it, it would be something sexual. anything could be used as a description of it, but only sexually.
Heather and Lexi gave me a prime job last night. it was pretty tasty.
Lexi stayed late after swim, she was probably giving coach a prime job.
Everyone knows that Heather was giving Chris a prime job on the back of the charter bus.
Lexi stayed late after swim, she was probably giving coach a prime job.
Everyone knows that Heather was giving Chris a prime job on the back of the charter bus.
by MazinElia October 29, 2007
Get the prime job mug.A person who claims to drink vast quantities of alcohol, but in reality has the alcohol capacity of a squirell and chooses to throw his drinks around the room. Often spotted in a kebab shop, rim-jobbing the locals in exchange for free chips. It can also be said that a Cottle-job resembles a pork chop in appearance. Basically, an obese bottle-job.
Dave : "did you see that geezer in bayside kebab shop, the other night, he was under a table with mayo on his chin ?"
Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."
Marco : "yeh what a complete fucking Cottle-job."
by Gum-dogs. January 26, 2011
Get the Cottle-job. mug.Holds a sign saying willing to work with another in window behind him says help wanted think freeway off ramp
Willing to work for food is what the sign says so u offer em $5 to wash ur tires and they say piss off but through a few coins in the mug and offer no work big smile is what the job seeker gives in return
by Tirdwrstlr May 6, 2014
Get the job seeker mug.When you're balls deep in a girls turd cutter and she starts fingering herself in her coochie, thus creating a rubbing motion through the vaginal wall which jerks your cock off. Hence, the Inside Job.
Girl: "Oh boy, I love it when you're in my ass"
Guy: "How bout you give me a little Inside Job baby?"
Girl: "Okay, but after you finish your homework sweetie."
Guy: "How bout you give me a little Inside Job baby?"
Girl: "Okay, but after you finish your homework sweetie."
by definictionary May 22, 2015
Get the Inside Job mug.Placing one's penis in the crevice at the back of a female companion's knee, resulting in pleasure when the lady-friend rapidly traps and releases the penis from in-between her thigh and calf, whilst she holds her foot to aid the fast and furious opening and closing action of suffocating and freeing his knob.
'Woiiii, the back of my gyal's knee is more moist than your fam's vajayjays put together! Loved every minute of trapping my knobby in there, especially when she kept doing this thing where it looked like she was opening and closing the back her leg like a pair of scissors, with my codge still in that dutty crevice! Best knee job ever! I was singing 'knees bent, arm stretched ra-ra-ra' throughout that crazy shit!'
by Dr Zoolanda K Jizzle June 29, 2014
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